Clam chowder is the most common soup that guys will jizz into so females will gobble up their semen.
(phone conversation) Yo man you gots to be heading over hur fosho dawg, I just shot this considerable size load into my gurls clam chowder. If you come over in time you could watch her gobble it up. ooooh, I'm already getting aroused just thinking about it. HAHAHAHAHA that stupid bitch won't even realize that she is eating my semen. This is a good joke, some might even say rich. Oh man I just tinkled a little bit thinking of how funny this is, I swear she is a fucking tard.