CJD

a disease in which the victim misses a day of school when a project is due.

guy student: hey, why werent you here for our engineering presentation?

girl student: oh sorry, i came up with a case of cjd

CJD by coopdacoop September 2, 2009

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CJD

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease
Human form of mad cow disease, a brain disease that is incurable and invariably fatal
Symptom is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations

A: What's the cause of CJD?
B: Eating a cow with mad-cow disease.

CJD by l3CaB December 10, 2011

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CJD by Bruined May 27, 2017

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CJDJ

an innovative word to be used to as an adjective to describe any emotion or personality, involving various innuendos such as cuddling, drama, or just being soft . Pronounced "cee-jay-dee-jay."

That kid was completely CJDJ last night, he was basically making out with that drunk, unconscious girl.

In every group of friends, there is always a CJDJ.

CJDJ by Ohheyyitssarah December 5, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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