cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.

Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

cinema clitera by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008

Culter35 

A YouTube channel that has over 540,000 subscribers. It follows around a man named Anthony Mennella and his friends, (Andew, Ryan, Toph, Seth, Grandpa, Larry, and Matt) going on some weird adventures such as time-traveling and selling stuff to make money. The skits involve characters such as S'mores and Siren Head, The latter being made solely while in quarantine during the covid-19 pandemic. They also have a TikTok called @realculter35 (the culter35 username was taken by some young boy) that has over 150,000 followers.

Culter35 Fan: "Hey! Aren't you Grandpa's arch-nemisis from Culter35?"

Mr. Mulligan: "Never heard of em'! Oh and don't come back until you get my Filet-O-Fish sandwich!"

Culter35 by Some TikTok Fan November 27, 2020

Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.

We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form

Cliterference by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.

I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!

cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009

cistern 

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

cistern by jacus July 27, 2009

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

Cistern Job by fish03 July 14, 2009

cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.

She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!

cliterate by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006