That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.
by Toomer Head November 11, 2010
by RRyson December 13, 2010
Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"
Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"
Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".
Dwight: "Eww".
Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"
Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".
Dwight: "Eww".
by keichix August 17, 2010
by brad5o5 March 14, 2009
Cop I'd like to fuck.
Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.
A DILF or MILF police officer.
Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.
A DILF or MILF police officer.
by BIGDOGSMATE June 3, 2009
A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET
by haakki March 21, 2007
by davenotdave November 18, 2004