cidonem

1. a nubcake who doesn't do homework, and prefers playing DotA. usually stays up late at night trying to finish homework that was put off.

2. a student whose teachers love to pick on because he falls asleep in class due to sleep-deprived nights.

<person a>: hey dude, did you finish your math homework?
<person b>: nah man, I was caught up in DotA. it's so interestingg, I love it!
<person a>: man, you're such a cidonem.
<person b>: f u
<person a>: <3

cidonem by silver_ March 19, 2008

caldo caldo 

This term was orginated by a imatation of a turkey sound which goes "caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo!!"

This term is used when a person is confused or astonded at a question or statement that someone has said.

Maria! How do you know your alive?

response - Caldo Caldo?

Is the world really flat?

response - Caldo Caldo?

caldo caldo by E-Stylez April 9, 2007

childofjesus 

a youtuber who has big brain

he has such big brain hes probably childofjesus

childofjesus by GIneQuinn October 14, 2019

Coldone 

A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang

Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?

Coldone by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

coldone 

a cold bottle of beer.

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.

coldone by Chong December 21, 2003

Childo 

A dildo that is cold temperature wise so it tingles when inserted; it is a literal chilly dildo.

That weird Scottish guy keep his childos in a fridge; he must love a cold one up the arse.

Childo by Mr316 December 23, 2020

Crildo

The Chrome Dildo. It is something every woman strives to obtain in her lifetime. The Crildo is a sign of prosperity and even royalty in some societies. It is common belief that Queen Elizabeth had the largest Crildo collection known to mankind.

I had the best orgasm of my life thanks to my new Crildo. My daughter never went to college because she spent her whole college fund on a brand new Crildo.

Crildo by ScrotyMcGee October 27, 2008