Urban Dictionary: chutney

8.

the most cutest, nicest, funniest, smartest girl you'll ever meet. if you find yourself a chutney..you really are lucky

hey, i want a girl like chutney

by camronelijah March 15, 2010

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9.

v. To push one's testicle into the anus and remove in a rapid motion creating a combination pop/suction sound.

Damn, she looks good enough to chutney. I'd sure like to give chutney her.

by Ahab the Whaler May 25, 2006

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10.

1. poop
2. crap
3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?!
2. see 1.
3. see 1.

by zacchaeus August 15, 2005

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11.

a gorgeous chunky woman

That Dawn French is a fabulous bit of chutney

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

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12.

n. the space between a man's testicles and anus

see also: grundle, taint

After I ran a mile I sure did have a lot of cleaning to do in the chutney area.

by Sat Shenoy May 03, 2004

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13.

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 03, 2004

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14.

A woman`s prosterior nook/cranny

Ahhhhhhh I`d love to do Nandi`s mom up the chutney

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

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