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A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.
Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"
Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"
Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"
gnome chumpsky by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011
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chumpkin • Chumpkey • chumpkill • chumpkus • chumpsketball • chumpskull • Chumpsky • Chumpu • chumpuck • Chumpuckle
Chumpuckle
Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.
Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"
Chumpuckle by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010
Chumpkin
An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.
A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.
A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.
First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.
A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.
First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)
Chumpsky
A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chump who is smaller, the younger sibling of, or acts like a chump to less of a degree than a real chump.
Chump: Hey guys!
Everyone: Whatup chumpsky?
Yannick: Yaow Yaow!
NetStryke: shut the fuck up chumpsky.
Yannick: *cries*
Homie: Yo what's poppin chump?
Chump: Hey dog..
Homie: Why you so down? Oh I know why, your girl's out bangin dat dude again huh?
Chump: Fuck you man!
Homie: Haha, man I thought yo last name was Chumpsky the way you're gettin chumped!
Everyone: Whatup chumpsky?
Yannick: Yaow Yaow!
NetStryke: shut the fuck up chumpsky.
Yannick: *cries*
Homie: Yo what's poppin chump?
Chump: Hey dog..
Homie: Why you so down? Oh I know why, your girl's out bangin dat dude again huh?
Chump: Fuck you man!
Homie: Haha, man I thought yo last name was Chumpsky the way you're gettin chumped!
Chumpkey
(adj.) Pronounced shump-kee. Loosely defined as something that has no value, is of poor construction, or generally undesirable in every way.