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Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.
I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.
by M'ie January 13, 2006
chuffer is another name for the human bottom
my mate gary likes it up the chuffer
by Dr Tom Dack January 11, 2005
A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.
Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!
by Been The Unseen July 03, 2004
A chuffer is a climber who uses the word 'chuffer' in an ambiguously derogatory way towards other (usually stronger) climbers.
When asked the meaning of this word, the person who used it typically starts to use adjectives that describe him/herself.
I met him once while I was crushing his projects...
by LosBenitos June 24, 2010
a vary large unfit fat woman
a fat woman will "chuff" when she walks , a bit like an old steam train , big fat chuffer
by mr s j madden February 26, 2008
When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.
Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.
by Angry Bob December 02, 2003
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