Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.
I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.
That dude is a real Chuffer, always asking to borrow money.
chuffer is another name for the human bottom
my mate gary likes it up the chuffer
A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.
Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!
A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.
Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.
Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.
A chuffer is a climber who uses the word 'chuffer' in an ambiguously derogatory way towards other (usually stronger) climbers.
When asked the meaning of this word, the person who used it typically starts to use adjectives that describe him/herself.
I met him once while I was crushing his projects...