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chud-baby 

A baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. The ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker vaginal secretions.
No two humans exist that could naturally spawn something as filthy as you; you must be a chud-baby.
chud-baby by Michael Hellbacon July 21, 2008
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chubbaby 

Look at that chubbaby!
chubbaby by Ludwig's Vagina March 15, 2009
A baby who comes from unfortunate or nasty origins. Comes from the term for discarded semen often called chud. Used most often as an insult for someone you vehemently hate.
"Poor Tyrone... have you seen his chud baby? I heard he also has one fugly baby's momma on his back. Damn."

"Jacob is nothing but a fat chud baby- I hope he fails the LSAT."
Chud Baby by Michelle Tanner August 25, 2006
A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.

That chud baby smells like shit. Throw it in the trash.
Chud baby by PapaT November 1, 2006
a baby who is born on the streets of new york through the process of piled up condoms and a sewer rat. typically occurs on tuesdays.
lets make a chud baby
chud baby by MrBomangles January 22, 2011
Someone who is not knowledgeable on old cars, but pretends to be. Usually this is done by misidentifying old cars, repeating clichés such as "40 RA", and taking photos of and upload images of uninteresting/common cars, usually from post 1999 or common old vehicles such as Land Rover Defenders and old Campervans (with bad photos of course).
John - "Have you seen Dudleychodspots"
Dave - "Yeah, he's such a chodbaby 🤣 bro posted a blurry photo of a 53 plate Ford Fiesta and thinks it's worthy of a spot"
Chodbaby by Yodawwun May 19, 2026