chuckanard 

Common mistaken word for Chuck Norris

In the film Dodgeball, Ben Stiller says "Fuckin Chuck Norris!"

but we thought he said, "Fuckin Chuckanard!"

chuckanard by (stall) March 30, 2008

chunkatard

someone whose fat, ugly, and chunky yet also a retard.

Cassie: "look at that fat retard"
Lisa: "oh she's just a chunkatard."

chunkatard by Its_Pocahontas October 31, 2011

chuckward 

an alternative way of saying awkward

Dude i had such a chuckward conversation with the girl i liked :(

chuckward by uber cool94 April 24, 2010

Chucknado 

A move that Chuck Norris pulls on the people who fuck with him most.He goes into a horrible rage and begins spinning violently.It is reported that he has spun so quickly that he has created winds up to 1500 mph,instantly ripping apart his opponent.There is no possible way to defend a Chucknado, just please don't fuck with Chuck.Pissing him off and causing the destruction,devastation,bloodshed,and your unavoidable death is not worth it.This move can make mother nature cry when she's on her period.

For example a Chucknado was performed once in Oregon.Debris and body parts were found 1,435 miles away in Maine.

Chucknado by Troy P. November 8, 2007

chucknard

an absolute tool or loser, a pretty generic insult

man, michael bolton is such a chucknard!

chucknard by petey the playa January 21, 2006

chuckynades 

to stick your testicles into someones mouth. then have them clench down as hard as possible on your testicles, meanwhile jerking you off

1.dude i totally gave john a chuckynades last night!
2.sweet!
3. yea he really enjoyed the pain

chuckynades by ur a orphine April 25, 2010