When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
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