Jesus Chrystler 

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.

Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!

Jesus Chrystler by Jefbag October 3, 2009

Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

Chrysler Building 

Built in 1930, it stands in New York City as one of the most beautiful skyscrapers. Construction started in 1926 and ended in 1930. When the sunburst at the top was finished, it stood at 932 feet. It claimed the title as the tallest building in the world , but not the tallest thing made by mankind. The architect, William Van Allen secretly built a 114 ft spire inside the building. When the building was done, a crane hoisted the spire through the building in 90 minutes. Once the spire was in place, it stood at an astonishing 1,046 ft. Not only was it the first structure to rise to 1000 ft, but it was also the first building that stood taller than Tour Eiffel (Eiffel Tower).

To this day the Chrysler Building is still one of the attractions in New York City, and is a key building in the Manhattan skyline.

Chrysler Building by skyscraperlover9595 March 1, 2010

Chrysler Fifth Avenue 

A luxury car made by Chrysler, from 1983-1989. Had a V8 engine and a comfy interior. While not technically a full-sized car, it was the biggest car Chrysler made in the 80's. The boxy styling dated back to the 1977 LeBaron and was just given minor styling updates with a Fifth Avenue badge.

The Chrysler Fifth Avenue was probably the best thing Chrysler offered in their 4 banger "K car" obsession during the 80's. You can get them cheap now, and theres alot still driving around.

Chrysler Fifth Avenue by Metalhead83 November 25, 2011

Magnet of Crysteries 

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

Magnet of Crysteries by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021

Chrysler 300 

The Chrysler 300 is a full-size luxury car manufactured and marketed by Stellantis North America (and its predecessor companies) as a four-door sedan and station wagon in its first generation (model years 2005–2010) and solely as a four-door sedan in its second and current generation (model years 2011–present).

The second generation 300 was marketed as the Chrysler 300C in the United Kingdom and Ireland and as the Lancia Thema in the remainder of Europe.

It's mainly owned and driven by

old / Elderly people.

Chrysler 300 is a luxury car

Old / elderly people drive .

Chrysler 300 by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

Chrystelle 

Chrystelle is an awesome girl and loves to help people. She is very nice and the most beautiful girl that is very easy to fall in love with. If she says she loves you she means it and she’s very nice.

wow! it’s Chrystelle

Chrystelle by asdfjwirh fhcje July 2, 2019