The cause and solution of all of lifes problems
"Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now."

~Snoop Dogg
by E. Moons June 4, 2006
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Street name for Marijuana, particularly that of a high potency or quality. Characterized by large, visible THC crystals on the leaves and buds of the plant. Name often shortened to "Chron."
Now the copywritten name of a specific strain of Marijuana.
by Chefr de NOLA March 12, 2005
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A Higher grade of Weed (Marijuana). Usually better in quality as well as higher in price, than "normal" (stress, swag, bammer) weed. The high is much better, with less of it having to be smoked, and the "high" lasts longer too.
I smoke nothing but Chronic. I don't waste my time smoking that stress anymore.
by BrandiCuervo July 25, 2006
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The best smoke out there. Usually $50 for an eight and $100 for a quarter ounce. For all you smokers know, when your dude calls you and tells you he's got the chronic, you budget immediately. Especially when you live in Cincinnati.
Hey, my dudes got the chronic!! Got any money?
by colescar November 23, 2007
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1. Word to describe any very good strain of marijuana. This term must NOT be thrown around lightly. (ie.Even if you get the sickest strain's of weed all the time and they are better than what everyone else has, only call the few very best types 'da kronic').
Crystal's, red/purple fibres and healthy green is what yo' lookin for.
2. Extreme or severe. Especially, but not explicably someone who smoke's the above substance everyday."
3. Anything sick, excellent, extreme, severe or funny.
1. Daaaaamn. That shit is da chronic!"
2. "Man, i've had a chronic headache all day."
"Probably 'coz yo' is a chronic."
3. "That was a chronic party last night." (sick)
"I have some chronic news for you." (excellent)
"The most chronic thing happened to me last night." (extreme/severe)
"Hahaha...That's chronic." (funny)
by Diego July 18, 2003
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The chronic is a patented product name for seeds that come from a seed breeder and seller legal called Serious Seed Co. It is known for the best combination of large yield and high quality. It is whats called the cash croppers dream!
The chronic plant looks like an upside dowm octopus.
by hemlockremover July 11, 2010
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usually good strains of weed grown to produce a high level of THC, while also producing high yeild. Contradictory to what previous definitions stated, at least where I live, It is common to find chronic laced with cocaine. Of course, is doesn't have to be laced with coc to be chronic.
"hey, can you hook it up with a quarter of chron man?, hell yeah, 110"
by derek November 19, 2003
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