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christmasatarian 

Someone or something that practicly gets orgasm off of christmas. They make everything around them be christmassy, or however you spell it. They are kinda annoying they are mainly the ones who break out the bible storys and say what we should be thankful for. When after that you kinda wanna egg his house, but you won't because your just not into that kinda nonsense and balfolegry
This guy is a total christmasatarian, i kinda wanna kick his ass.
christmasatarian by Orga-santa December 21, 2009
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Christmasification 

The act of christmasifying a house or other form of residence usually just after the thanksgiving holiday.
The act of making everything Christmasy:)
This place is in dire need of some serious christmasification, we don't celebrate no Kwanzaa!
Christmasification by Xxm0nSt3rNrGxX November 30, 2010

Christmasitis 

Being unable to accomplish any schoolwork due to the excitement of Christmas around the corner. Similar to senioritis.
I can't study for midterms. I have a bad case of Christmasitis.
Christmasitis by Wildflowerpower December 3, 2014

Christmasitis 

The physical irritation due to overstimulation caused by Christmas decorations and hearing the same Josh Groban and Michael Buble Christmas CDs over and over and over again. Usually caused by overly enthusiastic co-workers and/or spouses. Initial signs may take one to two weeks to appear after first exposure, but conditions generally increase exponentially.

Related to Christmas fatigue.
"Do you mind if I turn the radio on? They've started playing Christmas music."
"Only after we stop by the store to get some Benadryl for the Christmasitis flare up I'm about to have..."

christmasaphied 

A ranking of Christmas spirit: when an object is absolutely full of Christmas.
Put up your Christmas tree: you'll become Christmasaphied!!
christmasaphied by 12345Awesomeguy December 1, 2018

Christmasfy 

the act of making an object that was previously lacking in christmas spirit into something that simply reeks of christmas joy and tidings
We had no Christmas decorations, so we had to Christmasfy the area around the presents.
Christmasfy by cgraves December 23, 2008

Christmasfucker 

A person that is such a fucker, they ruin Christmas.
"Wow, Ernest, thanks for not being a Christmasfucker. Now go to camp."

"Wow, Rudolph, you are also not a Christmasfucker."

"Kevin, you spilled Dr. Pepper all over everything at our Christmas party or whatever, and got your hair lit on fire at the Christmas pageant. Look what you did you little Christmasfucker. I think I shall leave you home alone."