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Christchurch Grammar School 

Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place.
Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid.
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Christchurch grammar school 

A whole load of hot blonde guys that think they own the world because the only reason they are rich is because the money got handed down in family’s. So their parents don’t work neither will they. All they do is ask girls for nudes and try act horny just to fuck girls over. Or even cheat on the girl their with just to get another girls nude. Christ church ligma
Hi I’m a Christchurch grammar school boy i never have to work daddy gives me anything like my yacht.
Boy: Send??? Girl:no sorry x. Boy: “sees message” Girl: left on open

Christchurch Boys' High School 

Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.
Student 1: What did you get up to today?

Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls

CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?

CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!

Christchurch Boys High School 

Christchurch Boys High is a leading academic, sporting and cultural school. Everyone wishes they went to Boys High but hides their insecurity by making up shit about it.
Person 1: Do you go to CBHS
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Yes I attend Christchurch Boys High School
Person 1: Damn I wish I went there.
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Please do not say the D-word.
Person 1: Wow, you are amazing.

Christchurch Boy's High School 

A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.
Haha look! its one of those faggots from Christchurch Boy's High School

Christchurch Boy's High School 

An absolute shit-hole for the worst of all children. This school uses and abuses boys for their parents money. Boy's High are an incapable lot who cannot even spell their own name. They are useless at everything and anything.
Christchurch Boy's High School is a shit school.

Christ Church Grammar School 

Chritchurch is a school located in the western suburbs of perth. It is known for being a sancutary for immigrants and a breading ground for homosexual men. If you don't already academics as an asian, you are forced to kiss other boys for tiktoks.
guy 1:"hey look at that kid drowning "
guy2:"must go to Christ Church Grammar School"