chrised it 

Chrised it: When Chris fails to recognize that he is currently the holder of the spliff and proceeds to let it go out, resulting C uproar amongst the group upon discovery that Chris, yet again, has let the spliff go out. AGAIN. He bloody well Chrised it!

Nick: Is the spliff gone?
Chris: Errr...
Stuart: Did you let it go out _again_?
Chris: ... Ooops... Chrised it!
All: Ahhhh, he fucking Chrised it!!

chrised it by Border Collier July 4, 2019

chrisevanssexual 

only attracted to chris evans

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”

chrisevanssexual by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

Chrissed

/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.

Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

chaised 

Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.

Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!

chaised by CanaDave October 24, 2009

ChrisTDs

A bitch named Chris that takes more than 3 more shits everyday

That’s your 5th shit today I think you have ChrisTDs fucking fag

ChrisTDs by Dr Biglet June 17, 2019

chrisevansisdatingme 

the silliest goose on the planet!! One of my fav mutuals tbh ily <3 #thienna4life

"Did you see that chrisevansisdatingme made another video about thanos?"
"Yeah! #thienna is my fav ship"

chrisevansisdatingme by heybbg August 30, 2021

chrisél 

Chrisél is a beautiful girl. She has the nicest smile on earth and blows away minds with her personality. People like to hang around her because she is always full of jokes and fun. She has the best advice and definitely the best fashion. She also has a fine looking ass. She loves to do a lot of sports too.

Boy:"look there is chrisél."
Boy2:"wow look at that smile."

chrisél by Jjjjjjjjjjyyy August 16, 2017