A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.
Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!
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someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
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A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.
"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"
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A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.
Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.
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someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
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In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.
"Who gets to pick the next level?" "It's loser chooser"
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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noun.

A person who has choices and chooses, regardless of limitations.

antonym: beggar
excl. after a person chooses, "Chooser!"

"Did you see Daryll pick that paint color? What a chooser."
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