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neighbours can’t be choosers 

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.
Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!
Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

loser chooser 

In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.
"Who gets to pick the next level?" "It's loser chooser"
someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
" That girl a chooser "
Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017
A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.
"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"
chooser by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

chookers 

Australian for "cheers"

Phrase made famous in the movie "priscilla queen of the desert"
chookers If you don't know what cheers or the lamer chin chin, or what a toast is you are either too young to be on this web site or from some muslim country or utah or the amazon forrest or possibly another planet.

chookers IS CHEERS !! You use it as a prelude to getting drunk or downing a glass of (i guess anything) after a speech or celebration or just because you are drinking by yourself and wished you weren't .
chookers by dawnweinerdog May 26, 2012