Chonie Fuck

Dry humping or feeling the crotch or groin of someone through their underwear, or sometimes, pants.

She only let him chonie fuck her because she signed one of those virginity pledges.

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Chonie Ranchors

The act of leaving jolly ranchor size turds in your underwear after thinking you only had to "fart"

guy #1"damnit, i've got chonie ranchors again"
Guy #2 " i told you to never trust a fart"

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Chonie Zoe a zesty taco fiesta, no party is complete without her. She’s the dip to my chip. She is a sweet, intelligent, funny, chonie.

“CHONIE ZOE she’s the real deal.”
“it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s super chonieeee!”

chonie zoe by choniejo April 13, 2019

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Formal Spanish for a penis or labia hidden beneath underwear.

Juan has chonie baloney that makes the chicas loca.

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A person who by their behavior is a vile stain that cannot be removed.

That Gman guy that sells fake Sublime memorabilia is a complete Chonie-stain

Chonie-stain by DaDawson January 23, 2022

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A pair of men's underwear worn backwards and inside out. Worn proudly wherever you are. And don't forget to wear a crazy hat to go with it.

"Hey, you're looking so good in them Bo Chonies and your Mr. Dangly Hat!"

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An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.

Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"

chonce by icedteapayne September 12, 2015

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