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r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020

Chengers 

Chengers can be used as a greeting and well as a departing phrase. It can be also used to describe Weng-a-leng gal dem or can be used to replace that "nod" that means Sup.
Dat gal dem looking chengers.
Chengers bob, how you doing?

*Walking by someone you know or recognise*

Person 1: Chengers
Person 2:*Small Giggle*Chengers
Chengers by MisterChing December 9, 2010
male or female underwear of any type
"Hey Vato! Look at my new pair of choners."
choners by Jonner May 16, 2005

PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.
I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.
PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020

chongversation 

A conversation whilst high that would make no sense to sober people.
"Why is Andrew talking about how ducks would do pushups?"
"He's having a chongversation with Erin."

choggers 

Guy: *choggers milk* man was I thirsty
choggers by Mokovi September 18, 2020