My friend John who is married and parties like he's single just told me the wife is pregnant in which I replied "Congrets".
by Vegas Roxx February 25, 2009
noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.
ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"
by MsKitten November 22, 2010