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Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
Related Words
chodhopper Chodhu chode choch choda chod chocha chocho chode mode chode man
a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.
A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.

B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!

C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!

Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018

chochacho 

1. The twenty-first century equivalent of hombre.

2. The latest in a long and distinguished line of words to call people - grandson of man, son of dude, bastard cousin of homeslice. But with a mexicali chaser of awesome.
"It's five AM, chochacho! You ready to gruzzle down on some cheese omelettes, or you want to watch Braveheart again first?"
chochacho by yitz April 30, 2006

chochota 

Pussy in Portuguese.

It's only used in Brasil.
Tens as fotografias dessa chochota?

Do you have pictures of that pussy?
chochota by contagion; November 22, 2009
Owned/pwned by ones chode.
That was such massive chodage.
Chodage by Calhix March 3, 2009