11 definitions by Wolfany

Beyonced

To have been sucked into believing some one was sorry when they really weren't.

"Hey girl look what I bought bae the other day.. He thought I was sorry.. But I wasn't"

Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"

by Wolfany December 13, 2016

A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.

Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"

by Wolfany May 17, 2017

Dicklow

The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.

Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."

by Wolfany May 3, 2017

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

by Wolfany September 8, 2018

F.I.M.P

Females Idolizing Mediocre Penis

Fimpin’ the most mediocre penis is when the penis we are idolizing isn’t even in us... Straight F.I.M.P

Kinda like when you’re having relationship problems and you’re not even in a relationship... Fimpin’ when we could be Pimpin’

by Wolfany April 4, 2021

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

by Wolfany September 28, 2020

Fegan

A vegan that likes Dick.

Stacy, “what is a Fegan?”

Daniel, “A Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.”

Stacy, “ohhhh ok I’m definitely a Fegan, I’m on an all dick diet!”

by Wolfany September 18, 2020