Top Definition
1) The act of being a complete moron, asshat or assclown
2) Claiming you actually know what it is you are doing while you clearly do not
Would you guys just shut up and stop being such chobs?

Gosh, you guys are being such chobs, will you just do it?
by Rick Mazurek May 01, 2006
a fat blonde canadian kid
Guy 1: "What a fat canadian kid"
Guy 2: "No dude what a chob"
by mikey8914 September 18, 2010
when a guy has a little tufty tash on his chin just below his bottom lip which looks like chin pubes!
jill:ryan wat the fuk is that on your chin?
ryan:wat u mean. i just like to be different!
jill:they look like chin pubes, shorter name for it chobs! is it cause u got a subaru?
ryan:no i got a panda!
by jill x x buckley March 27, 2009
when someone else made a mistake; "your bad"
Person 1: Oops i seem to have made a typo here...
Person 2: Cho b, cho b!
by idkkkk March 25, 2008
Cross between a Chav and a Yob. = Chob
That Damian is a right Chob.

Look at him Chobbin about the place.
What Chobbish behaviour.
by January 24, 2011
To hit or prod someone in the back of the head with a cusion or pillow.
I am not a fan of Gordon, I really wish somone would chob that cunt.
by Barry Amazon January 26, 2014
Larger breasts that have a decent amount of sag on them. Therefore giving them a slightly different definition to there smaller counterparts Chebs
Wow massive chobs there!
by willyoba August 07, 2011
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