chobber 

In Glasgow this means "person who ate all the pies"

"See that guy Dave, he's a pure chobber, he ate all the pies"

chobber by weelaurabee August 6, 2016

chobber 

idiot,wanker as in Knobber chobber

waht a chobber
You knobber chobber

chobber by tommy toe poker October 22, 2003

chobber 

An object or a person on the large side.

Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!

chobber by Pocket Beatnik January 21, 2008

Chobber 

A Gay Nazi! A homosexual Nazi, or National Socialist, who believes that the group is greater then the individual. They are also refered to a as Extreme Right Wing Fags! Hated most by other Nazis, who hate homosexuals themselves. They never come out of the closet, with two of their policies, they pretend that they are not gay and there is no link between capitalism and it's extreme backwards
form Fascism.

Marin Berminstock is a chobber and a racist.

Chobber by Bob Stride October 1, 2004

Chobber 

A man who exudes toxic masculinity, and utters phrases like, "boys will be boys".

"Have you seen that Piers Morgan on TV? He's a right chobber"

Chobber by Penny Piffle January 15, 2019

clobber 

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006