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Chloala Bear 

Chloala Bear is the cross-evolution of the world's finest Chloe and Australian Koala Bears. Decades of evolution and molecular engineering have led to the creation of this beastly machine. Most say Chloala bear is the rarest girl in the Chloala way galaxy and only one Chloala Bear has been reported to be found in North America with green eyes and silky brown hair.

Legends say her superpowers make her more powerful than the Arceus Pokemon. She has the spirit and vibe of Pikachu and always does her best to make those around her happy :) Collectively known to be the most khoshkgel (gorgeous), most kind, most killer, most knowledgable, and the most knockout girl known to humankind.

Nintendo and Pokemon Go players have been in search to capture this unique creature, but only "The Shah," has been able to locate Chloala Bear. A unique creature and king of the Chloala way galaxy, "The Shah," has his own superpowers and loves his Chloala Bear to the moon. Together their synergy has been reported to destroy the most difficult enemies and no one dares to fuck with them whether on earth or other planets. To those reading, you have been warned!
Jim: Should we gift "The Shah," his majesty, a dog or cat for his birthday?!

John: Jim, you stupid idiot sandwich! "The Shah," only loves and cares about his Chloala Bear. He'd execute us if we offer his majesty a dog or cat!
Chloala Bear by jscc123 February 21, 2023

bark chorale 

When neighborhood dogs all bark together in unison, creating melodious canine music emanating from their discomfort.
The approaching train began the bark chorale that quickly grew and crescendoed as the horn blew, slowly fading away as the locomotive passed into the distance.
bark chorale by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019

Chloraseptic 

God's gift to all who must suffer through the cold season.

Comes in a spray bottle. Spritz it into your mouth, and it will numb your throat at least long enough for the the Nyquil you're taking to knock you out cold.
Chloraseptic by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

Pop Choral 

Singer 1: That horny bitch is really goin at it
Singer 2: I know, she's totally pop choralling
Pop Choral by Choir Junkie February 8, 2010

Silver Chlorate 

Silver chlorate (AgClO3) forms white, tetragonal crystals.12 Like all chlorates, it is water-soluble and an oxidizing agent. As a simple metal salt, it is a common chemical in basic inorganic chemistry experiments. It is light-sensitive, so it must be stored in tightly closed dark-coloured containers.
"Gotta go to the grocery store to buy some Silver Chlorate."
Silver Chlorate by Vexacon June 17, 2021

Chloraseptic 

Kids sore throat spray. No alcohol, aspirin, or sugar. Real relief. Real fast. Fast-acting, long-lasting relief of minor sore throat and mouth pain. A phenol/oral anesthetic.
The poor child couldn't feel his throat for a week after he sprayed it with the chloraseptic.
Chloraseptic by Menes June 3, 2005