Chla Dick 

A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.

Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .

Chla Dick by Wedwow November 6, 2023

The chla 

Shortened term for the STD Chlamydia

I didn't wrap it the other night and I ended up with the chla.

The chla by Matt from Montana May 13, 2006

Sypha-chla-herpe-aids 

A cocktail of various sexually transmitted diseases, only found in adolescent males. The crossing of these diseases can cause side affects such as slowed mental response, and a lack of penile girth or length. It is most commonly found in the Durham Co. club scene and has caused wide spread panic in the Winchester, England, area. Also one with the disease, can perform a party trick where one can put his or her (as a side affect can be an engorged clitoris) penis into a burette of de-ionised water, and causes the penis to disolve.

Mr. Wilson, I am sorry to tell you that you have contracted sypha-chla-herpe-aids.

Sypha-chla-herpe-aids by I'm not Lucca June 9, 2010

chlamydiot 

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.

Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."

chlamydiot by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021

chlamydic 

Someone who acts/ looks like they have STDs. More specifically, chlamydia.

"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches

Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"

chlamydic by molestar88 February 16, 2020

Chlapmydia

A super-STD usually attained from making the intercourse with a guidette of ill repute.

"Dude, that skanky whorebag totally gave me the Chlapmydia! What a guidette!"

Chlapmydia by Guido Ballsack January 21, 2009

Chlamidid Relationship 

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

Chlamidid Relationship by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012