Someone who acts/ looks like they have STDs. More specifically, chlamydia.
"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches

Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"
by molestar88 February 16, 2020
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Shortened version of Chlamydia, a sexually transmitted infection caused by bacteria.

This term is used by the “cool kids” who whore around, don’t use protection, get it often, and don’t give a fuck; it’s like the common cold to them.
-“Yo Chad wanna reach my ends and bang some hoes at Kappa Sigma tonight?”
-“No bro this chick gave me the chlamyds I gotta take my meds”
-“Forgot to use that latex again eh?”
-“Nah my dick was just too big for it.”
by TaroTomorrow February 11, 2021
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A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.
Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.
by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017
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