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A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.
Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .
by Wedwow November 6, 2023
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Within tight circles of friends of lash artists and professional poppers of all things to be consumed the forerunner in such activities is the canary. When the canary snuffs it, do not allow time to mourn, just run as fast as your semi-jaundiced arse will allow to a world of self-righteous sobriety.
Shit Dan the canary is dead. Better make mine a half.
by Wedwow April 18, 2007
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