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hooking up with someone younger than you are
Ryan: Did you hear how Chris chized Carrie last night?

Marco: Ya man I'm never chizing again in my life, only going older than me for now on.
chize by tunahum September 20, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
v. to talk a girl up, or to spit game
Johnny was in an intense chize with this girl for 6 months before they finally went out.
chize by jamielynnspears January 21, 2011
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that guy asked me for a cig, and he already has some... what a chize
chize by Anonymous November 7, 2003
A disease originated in Thorndales(by Chris vize) it is a shortened version of the words Chris and vize. If you catch this disease then you will die 69 minutes after impact
“You look under the weather”
“Yeah, I think I’ve got the chize”
“Oh no”
Chize by Thorndales April 7, 2023

Chedda Chize 

Person one: And anyways, the economic
Person two: CHEDDA CHIZE! BITCH!
Person one: AHHH!
Chedda Chize by Joseph T. December 7, 2006

Atomic Chedda Chize 

To Chedda Chize another male on both his bosoms. The desired effect is to lift said person off the ground.
Person one: So i was running aro....
Person two: ATOMIC CHEDDA CHIZE!!
Person one: AHH! (head goes through the roof)
Atomic Chedda Chize by Joseph T. December 7, 2006

chief box-a-porno 

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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