chipshop 

A fucked up haircut, usually cut with a chip fork and a bottle of vinegar.

guy 1: look at that chipshop
guy 2: yeah, what a kuyt

chipshop by chipshop May 14, 2014

crimeshoppers 

a group of shoplifters who hold regular meetings to discuss and plan their next series of heists

This holiday season, retail outlets are hiring extra security to combat the expected increase in crimeshoppers.

crimeshoppers by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

chirpshow 

When one starts talking alot of shit. Or one's been chirpping all day. Could also be used when two people are chirpping back and fourth all day.

Kumon - "Roids your so gay you like getting fucked in the ass by a male dobermen"

Roids - "Are you starting a chirpshow kumon? you assclown"

chirpshow by Desman June 22, 2006

Chimp shop 

Any R & D branch or firm which uses biomimicry for solutions; derived from an instance in Senegal, filmed by Nova, where chimps learned to make spears to hunt small primates called bush babies.

Bob says he's taking that job at that new chimp shop downtown because he sees potential in it but I say it's just because he's become a hippy burnout in his 12 semesters at tech.

Chimp shop by darqcyde September 10, 2007

Chimpstork 

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.

Mike is a chimpstork

Chimpstork by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011

chiphop 

chiphop is a genre of music much like hip hop, except to chip music.... its like rapping to mario music basically

i'm way too white and geeky for hip hop. i'll listen to chiphop

chiphop by dr. pibb July 24, 2005

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

Chimphony by backotruck September 26, 2013