chipshop

A fucked up haircut, usually cut with a chip fork and a bottle of vinegar.

guy 1: look at that chipshop
guy 2: yeah, what a kuyt

by chipshop May 14, 2014

chipshopped

When one consumes so much alchol that they are battered, just like a fish at a chip shop.

Friend: what you doing tonight?
Me: Bro, I'm getting chipshopped!

by Rob Wallis June 8, 2019