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chip-faced 

You've had to many chocolate chips or any sort of ice cream with chocolate chips in them. You could be high-per. Based of the term "shit-faced".

Chip-faced was said in "Miss Congeniality."
"Top me off pal, I wanna get chip-faced!"
chip-faced by ChipFaced March 18, 2009

Chipfaced 

Getting a stomachache or sugar high on ice cream. Just like getting shitfaced, but on ice cream.
Woman: Gimme a pint.
Bartender: Bad day?
Woman: Yeah.
Bartender: *hands woman pint of Ben and Jerry's™*
Woman's Friend: Hey, wanna go watch the game?
Woman: Not now. I'm getting chipfaced.
Chipfaced by iGelman3G January 15, 2010

chumpfacewhore 

a really disliked person by your group of friends often times when you see this person in the hallway you throw old shoes at them.
ooohmygood look at her she's such a chumpfacewhore let's throw shoes at her!!!!
chumpfacewhore by blonndie January 9, 2011

Chipfaced 

(adj) shitfaced, aloof, fuddle (v) the act of eating so may chips you literally have chips stuck to your face.
Ryan's a fucking dick, but he gets chipfaced errday with Stasi.
Chipfaced by hipponameddippo123 November 20, 2009

chimpface 

The way an avid drinker will purse their lips in order to get the very last drops of alcohol from the bottom of the glass
Pulled a chimpface to drink every last drop of her piss

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026