When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")
Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!
by bshaft May 19, 2009
Top Definition
slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.
I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.

Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.
by octhrope word March 23, 2010
Chimneysweep is a slang term for a genius, used on many forums around the internet.
We love you chimneysweep!
by Shaun Russell November 07, 2004
a person who cleans the inside of anothers colon with their penis
gary glitter is a chimney sweep
by max bojovic December 22, 2007
sexual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.
"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.
by el_chimneysweep April 11, 2009
(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):

a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.

b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor

c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.
if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don't really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiBen kultur means.
by sexydimma April 26, 2014
When stimulating or caressing the anus of another using the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

See "Dusting" for related subjects
After completing a very satisfied dusting session, Johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney

chimney sweep
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010
Comes from Madness Temple, to mean a complete tit with no redeeming qualities. A user once accidentaly named himself this and was shamed forever more.
Pah, look at that idiot. Hes such a chimneysweep.
by Tom Chambers November 13, 2004
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