chimped 

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

chimped by running out of patience February 24, 2009

chimmer 

A mythical creature that was created by a 10 year old and is also the name of a xbox account.

Yo chimmer your so sexy

chimmer by Michael Chimmer Lovera August 5, 2016

Chimmel 

(1) Small furry animal, similar to a gerbil, only more friendly. Very energetic, likes to run on its wheel all day; rarely tires. (2) Junior worker in professional services firm or in corporate America, eager to please and able to perform mindless repetitive tasks with great enthusiasm for little reward.

"Call staffing and tell them to send me three chimmels to get these numbers crunched next week"

Chimmel by Simon Pearce September 22, 2005

Chummed 

Burnt out, tired, wasted, or just not motivated to do anything.

My friends wanted to me to go hiking but after snowboarding the previous day I was way to chummed for that.

After drinking way too much the night before I was so chummed I just hung out on the couch most of the day.

Chummed by Brf June 19, 2006

Chimped 

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)

Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her

Chimped by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011

Travis the Chimped 

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.

"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."

Travis the Chimped by jstruggs February 24, 2009

chemmed 

Chemmed is a state where your brain is altered due to drugs, usually prescription or recreational

I was so chemmed up on pain meds after my surgery, I couldn't think straight.

chemmed by TheMunchkin December 28, 2017