by Scott March 12, 2004

When a guy puts his penis in ice water for 15 minutes or until his penis is very cold and shriveled up, and then he has sex with a girl doggy-style.
My junk was so cold but I knew I had to get a chilly dog, and although my dick was small and discolored, I fought through the pain to do it anyway.
by j morow January 18, 2009

A sex act in which a sizable log of shit is frozen, and then used as a dildo- either on yourself or a partner.
by slizzy June 06, 2007

by Sairah Malawista November 15, 2004

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.
by JP October 20, 2003

Stacy: "I'm hungry. I could go for a chilli dog for lunch."
Mark: "I'm there! You strip down, I'll go take some Exlax!"
Stacy: "....What?"
Mark: "I'm there! You strip down, I'll go take some Exlax!"
Stacy: "....What?"
by Doreauxgard September 05, 2007

by semonster April 23, 2008
