When you ask an employee of a store if something sold out on the shelf is available in the back, they say no, you then go home to see it is in stock online and available in the back so you return to the store and rip that employees dick off and shove it in their own ass while picking up the product that you originally came to the store for.
Is this item available. No. Well could you please go check in the back because I do not want to have to return later and CHILIWINK YOUR ASS!
A chilliwillie is when you get a hot pepper cut it in half and when a guy is sleeping you rub the chilli on his hands so when he wakes up and he touches his penis it burns like hell
This guys dick has a rash because his friend gave him a chilliwillie