Chid

Chid. n.: Variant pronunciation of the word "kid", as sung by Michael Jackson in his song "Billy Jean". Later it came to become a word in it's own right due to its unique association with the very popular and eccentric King of Pop. (see "Shamon" for another example). It's primary sense is in referring to a child or kid, and possibly serves as a spontaneously evolved contraction of these two words. It can be used more properly in a derisive sense, as if to imply a social/psychological distance from a child, implying that the user has disdain for the idea of caring for or claiming responsibility for that child.

1. Song/source: "Billy Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who says that I am the one.... but the chid is not my son"... _ Michael Jackson

2. "Yo Deshawna, get yo chids out of my car, they're eating up all the upholstery!"

by zjheah August 18, 2013

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A chid is what you get when you try saying child but then you start saying kid

“Hey man, I remember when I was a ch... id.”
“Wtf is a chid”
“I tried saying child but half way through I started saying kid”
“Oh ok”

by DestroyerNine4 March 22, 2020

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A chav kid

Damn chids stole my bike again

by Peckdog September 4, 2010

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shit...of any kind really.

Bob: Dude! Look at that car.
Steve: Yea man, whatta piece of chid.

by little.potato.grower September 8, 2008

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The opposite of a chode. A penis which has a much greater length than it does girth. A chid could often be seen as imitating the size-ratio of a pencil.

"Hey John, what's that poking out of your shorts?" said Billy.
"It's just my cock" replied John.
"Why is it so thin?"
"Because it's a chid"

by TheTinnedSloth August 29, 2016

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