chickstache 

Off putting upper lip hair on a female, generally used with otherwise attrative females since who cares if they're ugly anyway.

"Dude, she's pretty hot except she's kind of got a chickstache."

chickstache by Nayrb July 28, 2008

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) 

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

cockstache by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Chicktache 

When a girl grows a mustache and completely ignores it until it is pointed out

Ryan: Oh my god, I can't even see her smile through that chicktache!

Chicktache by Ingoe July 12, 2010

Chimostache 

A creepy mustache that makes a person looke like a child molester. This word is a portmanteau of 'chimo' and 'mustache'. The word 'chimo' itself is a portmanteau of the words 'child' and 'molester'

I saw an awesome chimostache the guy getting out of that van.

Chimostache by pjb8484 August 8, 2009

Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.

"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"

Cockstache by Teekizzy December 28, 2011

Crackstache 

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.

Man you need to wax that crackstache.

Crackstache by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014