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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009
I'm headed out with my chickas for the evening.
chickas by JPenny April 15, 2009

chicabonchia 

sexy mexi who can sweet talk her way through anything, but when it comes to smarts . . . she's a loser.........beutler
Yeah man i had this sweet chicabonchia last night, but she stole my car in the morning! Haha but it's okay the tanks empty anyway.
chicabonchia by markiwarkie August 28, 2006

Salty Chicharon 

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
Salty Chicharon by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011

Chickalob 

1) Michelob Ultra. A beer of choice for women. Synonym: Zima.

2) A guy who orders a Michelob Ultra for himself.
Dave: Can I get a Michelob Ultra?
Waitress: Oh. Are you sure you want a Chickalob?
Chickalob by Kwijeebo February 19, 2008

chickawow 

An exclamation similar to "wow" but more betterer.

Also a sneeze
Bill: "I'm gay!"

Margaret: "chickawow!"
chickawow by Honky bonky alonky March 16, 2023