Chestist

(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.

Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Chestist by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011

chestimate 

see breastimation
to estimate or guess a chicks bra size

i would chestimate...DOUBLE D'S!

chestimate by micahmanyea August 18, 2008

chestimonial 

1.The confirmation of one's sexual escapades in more detail than people care to hear.

2.The backing or approval of one's prowess by another.

1."All I want to know is if you fucked, I don't need your whole chestimonial

2."His dick was huge! I'll give him my chestimonial"

chestimonial by Mindy benefield November 2, 2007

chestimals 

female breasts; word is most often used in the written form as a substitute for more vulgar words. especially helpful when a parent or other parental figure may read it - in a yearbook, on a signed momento, or the like. first used in western Pennsylvania in 1989.

"good luck this summer and have fun in college...and might i also add, you have very nice chestimals."

chestimals by uneequeone December 12, 2008

Chestise 

A mental increase from being flashed by your spouse or female partner daily

Your very “chestise” after being flashed by her aren’t you Brady

Chestise by Arron bishop October 17, 2023