16 definitions by Leisure Class Hero
(n) The privileged wealthy elite who spend their time traveling to far away places and engaging in conspicuous leisure. Wealthy tourists who engage in extreme sports, for example skiing, snow-boarding, rock-climbing, mountain-biking, river-rafting, etc.
A theory first conceived of by economist Thorstein Veblen in 1899 in his treatise The Theory of the Leisure Class, Veblen further details how working class people try to emulate the Leisure Class and idolize them to their own detriment.
A theory first conceived of by economist Thorstein Veblen in 1899 in his treatise The Theory of the Leisure Class, Veblen further details how working class people try to emulate the Leisure Class and idolize them to their own detriment.
Moab, Park City, Aspen and Vail have become infested with leisure class parasites who want to reform small towns into the image of whatever wealthy "progressive" communities they fled from.
by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009
(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.
A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.
A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.
Hey Team -
I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.
Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.
Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2011
(n) A portmanteau of Bro + Moab. Moab, Utah has gained the nickname "Broab", due to the overwhelming numbers of bros who flock there for testosterone laden homoerotic bro-sports like mountainbiking, ATV riding, jeeping, rafting, law enforcement, etc.
Hey Bro! I just came back from riding some gnar illegal singletrack in Broab!
or
Why are there so many lesbians in Broab, anyway?
or
Why are there so many lesbians in Broab, anyway?
by Leisure Class Hero October 9, 2010
(n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.
Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.
Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
by Leisure Class Hero December 15, 2011
(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.
"Loose women".
"Loose women".
Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.
Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.
Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.
Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010
(n) The privileged wealthy elite who spend their time traveling to far away places and engaging in conspicuous leisure. Wealthy tourists who engage in extreme sports, for example skiing, snow-boarding, rock-climbing, mountain-biking, river-rafting, etc.
by Leisure Class Hero April 17, 2009
Meat hipsters used to be vegetarians (when it was trendy), then vegans (when it was trendy). Now they are meat hipsters or "sustainable" & "conscious eaters".
Meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. They take classes in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.
A school of thought brought to the masses by Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "In Defense of Food".
Meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. They take classes in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.
A school of thought brought to the masses by Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "In Defense of Food".
Wow! Check out Anne stripping the meat off those BBQ ribs!
To think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she's an unabashed meat hipster... What will it be next? Eating kosher?
To think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she's an unabashed meat hipster... What will it be next? Eating kosher?
by Leisure Class Hero September 17, 2010