v. To Hoff
To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.
Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.
Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
If she hoffs me once more, I am going to puke...
constantly making an easy task hard, asking for the moon when only the sky is possible
the tasks on cheryls dipshitery list are impossible to do
The female version of the male hairstyle, known as the faux-hawk
A: Did you see Cheryls new do??
B: No what did she get done?
A: She's reppin a Ho-hawk
n. The bodily feature where a woman's lower abdomen and vulva extend outward due to the woman's obesity.
Generally the condition is predominant on older, fat women. The idea is that the gut and the cunt merge and protrude outwards.
Gunts can be hazardous in preventing the deployment of airbags in cars.
To check if you have a gunt:
1. Place both hands out in front of you.
2. Bend wrists and face palms towards the face and make sure tips of middle fingers touch.
3. Slowly begin by bringing your hands down towards a vertical position at the waist.
4. After bringing the hands down 60 degrees, if they become obstructed or continue to caress the stomach for the remanding 30 degrees, (without changing the configuration of your hands in Step 2) then you have a gunt.
"Check out that woman in KFC, what a disgusting Gunt"
"Sorry lady, if you want to go on another date, your going to have to get on the treadmill and lose the gunt"
"If it wasn't for Cheryls gunt getting in the way of the airbag, she would still be alive today"
A mohawk that you can wear in a corporate environment, because you donated your hair to a co-worker who lost her own hair due to cancer
Why does Sarah have a MoHawk at work? It's Ok, Thats a compassion hawk...check out Cheryls new wig isnt it stunning.
its a person being a dick and a idiot at the same time. cheryls are the original didiot.
erin:"Your such a didiot!"
A White woman who likes and only dates black men(negros)
lucy: "seen cheryls new boyfriend....hes a negroid"
alena" "Yeh not surprising....she a mucka"