1. A very dumb and obnoxious person

2. A common snack food
Dude, isn't Cheeto a jerk!

I'm so hungry, i want some Cheeto's!
by Malcom X12345 April 12, 2009
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ex1 Oh, these Minneapolis protests are going to piss off Cheeto
ex2 Let’s please stop comparing him to Cheetos. I fuckin love Cheetos and Chester Cheetah looks like a badass
by pavlentiy June 7, 2020
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1.cheeto- (chee-toe) n. An orange, crispy snack that gets little orange crispy crumbs all over your fucking fingers. (see: ANNOYING.)

2. A man's penis. In name-disguise. I guess it could be a womans penis, if they have a sex change. ...
1. HEY dude grab me a bag of cheeto's, man. and 500-fucking-paper towels. jeez.

2. Nice cheeto, dude/girl. that must be like, 9-10 inches long!
by SaraNARA March 15, 2006
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When you use your finger to poke into somebody’s butt crack.
“Man I just cheeto’d

chase and now my finger smells like shit
by Pimpzaddy April 9, 2019
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A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.
Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"
by Invasian June 4, 2009
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Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.
There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester
by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008
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