Skip to main content

World's Largest Cheeto 

The world's largest cheeto, found in Hawaii, and bought by a small town in Iowa for $1000. Often mistaken for a giant cheeto, which it is not, the world's largest cheeto is about the size of a lemon. It is currently being displayed in a bullet-proof glass box in Sister Sarah's Bar and Grill.
Who'd want to shoot the world's largest cheeto, anyway? Or steal it, for that matter...It's been there so long now, it's probably extremely stale.
World's Largest Cheeto mug front
Get the World's Largest Cheeto mug.
See more merch

Hot Cheeto Shit 

When you eat many Hot Cheetos and then poop, it feels like fire coming out of your ass
The only food we ate at his house was Hot Cheetos, we are going to regret that later

I just took a Hot Cheeto Shit, it hurt like fire!
Hot Cheeto Shit by Lancho February 10, 2012

Cheeto Soup 

A snack that requires dumping A bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and squeezing a whole lime or two into a bowl.
Dat Cheeto Soup really messed up my stomach madoo.
Cheeto Soup by Cheetosoup August 4, 2014

Cheeto-sucking cheese-whore 

one who cannot stop eating cheetoes
You cheeto-sucking cheese-whore! If you keep eating the damn chips you'll be a fatass.

flaming cheeto suprise

when you eat a bag of flaming hot cheetos and proceed to finger or eat out a girl
hey i just finished a bag of cheetos, wanna try the flaming cheeto suprise

cheeto sauce 

Hey look at all this cheeto sauce
cheeto sauce by Dorito sauce September 7, 2017

Cheeto slut

A term used to define latinos
Michelle is a Cheeto Slut
Cheeto slut by Nick ger March 10, 2020