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Cheesebus 

1. A schoolbus, usually a really shitty one with an asshole driver.
2. The most common mode of transportation for SWB students, followed closely by the Shitty Bus, the DerFuhrerMobile, and the Heel-Toe Express, since SWB spends all its money on piss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. Utter and complete dogshit.

Word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic American Cheese that's made in Sri Lanka and served in SWB school lunches along with plenty of Man Mayonnaise and Corpse-Eating Rat meat.
Mark: We better get on the cheesebus so we won't miss gym class and have to get more porn for Stiffen's Armada to graduate!

Me: I fucking hate gym class! All it is is Kool-Aid and Windbag making bullshit calls about the gradeschool games Stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the Cyborg Businessman! That and Blubbernaut and the Fat Guy trying to kill me with dodgeballs and cornhole you and That Mofo Pooh!

Gherel: It also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can't afford our own gym or even computers that aren't either factory rejects or filled with Soviet Schoolgirl Porn! Oh well, at least we get to make fun of Flowers when she comes on to Mr. Bus Driver.

Me: Yeah, I guess there's that...
Cheesebus by Jack D. Ripper July 29, 2004
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Chestnutsack

A nutsack found roasting over an open fire.
Steve: Ugggh... I was sooo drunk at the campout last night.
Carl: Really? Let me see your balls.
Steve: What?
Carl: Don't worry, just pull 'em out.

Steve cautiously pulls out his testicles, slowly, one by one.

Carl: Ahhh, just what I suspected, you've got a chestnutsack.
Steve: What does that m--
Carl: You turned your balls into marshmallows, thats what it means.
Steve: Well... shit.

holy ravioli cheesesus christ 

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people
-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole

cheesepussy 

1) an individual who is too much of a pussy to be called even a cheesedick 2) a mega-tool 3) a super creeper 3)Jersey Shore to the max
Wow, that crreper from last night at the parade was such a cheesepussy.
cheesepussy by jeffandmack February 16, 2010

cheeseus 

Cheeseus is a baked potato that i once made. This potato was already of epic proportions, but when i threw some cheese on that bitch it was like putting dubs on a caddy.
Dakota took a bite of Cheeseus.
cheeseus by Dakota 123 April 10, 2008

cheesetits 

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits
caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"
cheesetits by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006