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Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheesemousse by Phishr October 1, 2005
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CheeseDuck 

1. A duck made from cheese. Known to be quick witted, intelligent, and have psychic abilities among other amazing talents.

2. A name for someone who is extremely annoying. Can be shortened to "Cheezy D" or just "Cheezy".
1. "There is only one, true, CheezeDuck."
2. "You ever met that Lukus guy? Man, what a Cheezy D!"
CheeseDuck by Witty March 18, 2004

cheeseguy 

OMG cheeseguy is great because he's really funny and awesome!
cheeseguy by not cheeseguy May 24, 2004

Cheesehound 

A guy that seems to always "cheese it up".
A cheesehound is a person that does everything they can to be known as "cool" in other peoples minds. They have a touph outter apperance and usually are quick to react if they feel threatend against another person that challenges there "coolness". Even though they seem to have a touph outter apperance a cheesehound is usually very weak internally because they strive on being cool so if they are ganged up on they seem to break down easily.
A cheesehound can also be know as a douchbag because they usually have a bigger ego then they should and think they are (and i quote) "the shit."
A cheese hound can usually be spotted at the gym lifting heavier weight then they can handle, doing low reps.

how to spot a cheesehound: spotting a cheesehound can be hard sometimes because many can disquise themselves as an average joe but some things to look for are... Poped collars, ed hardy shirts, extra jell'd hair, very well dressed, strong smelling cologne, and girlish features such as lip gloss on lips.
FUCKIN' CHEESEHOUND!

Cheeseout 

A night in which unreasonable amount cheese and alcohol is consumed, and the aim is to locate mischevious activity.
'We wanted to go out, but nothing was on, so we got drunk.. and something was on! CHEESEOUT SUCCESS!'
'Don't turn a cheeseout into a cheesemare'
'Are you okay man you look trashed!' 'I wen't to a cheeseout last night..' 'Oh.. (hands over the panadol)'
Cheeseout by Scraggg September 23, 2010

cheesedoodle 

a cheesedoodle is a reference to a man with a small penis. typically a cheesedoodle will attempt to distract his sexual interst from discovering his imperfection by emanating large amounts of confidence, driving a large truck, or convincing his sexual interest to consume ample amounts of drugs or alcohol before engaging in sexual activities.
That guy is superhott but he's a total cheesedoodle.
cheesedoodle by Andie Beck April 12, 2009
A little boy with a mullet.

Has a voice of a 9 year old.
He hasn't hit puberty yet he's so a cheesedog
cheesedog by Doobie April 1, 2005