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Definitions by Doobie

stool stamp 

The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.

When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.
When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.
stool stamp by Doobie December 19, 2015
When a woman kneels so that her head is level with a males penis and she begins to suck it until hot cum is in her mouth, at which point she will spit or swallow.
blowjob by Doobie January 5, 2006
A little boy with a mullet.

Has a voice of a 9 year old.
He hasn't hit puberty yet he's so a cheesedog
cheesedog by Doobie April 1, 2005
someone with a huge damn forehead that overhangs like a balcony. short for cro-magnon man.
that magnon is the missing link between apes and humans.
magnon by Doobie March 22, 2004
who is the m.f. who stole my bagel?
m.f. by Doobie March 22, 2004
Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer
Laura loves to get it in the mouth and in the vagina
penis by Doobie June 2, 2003

cockophobe

When a dick is so big that she puts on a face that says you better not put that where i think your gonna put that
When i took out my 13 inch cock Laura had become suddenly cockophobic
cockophobe by Doobie June 1, 2003