cheesecaking

n., Bronx NY and vicinity.

The act of exposing yourself, or performing other lewd acts in public, in exchange for alcohol, drugs, NFCs, or jewelry.

Usually performed by high school or middle school aged girls.

Brittany was in the back room, cheesecaking for blunt hits and bootleg NFCs.

cheesecaking by BronxBoy917 December 31, 2011

Cheesecaking

Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.

How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.

I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.

Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.

Cheesecaking by quachwatch April 12, 2022

cheesecaking

Verb:To meet an on-line date and almost immediately going home and having sex after meeting at a neutral location. Derived from the common use of The Cheesecake Factory as a meeting place before the magic happens.

I met my Tinder date at The Grove but within 10 minutes we were at his place. I was there for cheesecaking, not chit-chat.

cheesecaking by MELGAF June 23, 2015

cheesecaking

1. Is a social act of purposefully dropping crumbs and/or chunks of cheesecake everywhere.

2. Constantly dropping bits of food

3. Saying stupid comments about all the different types of cheesecake.

"Oh for god's sake stop cheesecaking all over the carpet."

"You're cheesecaking all over my goddamn stuff!!"

"So Joe I was cheesecaking the other day and decided that chocolate cheesecake weighs more than normal cheesecake because of the chocolate."

cheesecaking by cheesypoofs31 May 4, 2010

cheesecaking

When smoking herb with a group of people, the act of just holding the pipe in your hand and continuing the conversation during a rotation, causing the bowl to cake out and turn into cheesecakey mush. If the person holds onto the pipe especially too long, this can be followed up by telling the person, "Hey, put some cherries (flames) on that cheesecake, asshole!"

Dude, nobody in the room has heard a word you've been saying for the last 3 minutes 'cause you've been cheesecaking the pipe the whole time.

cheesecaking by HellazDank August 3, 2010

cheesecaking

1) (verb) To be lethargic or very lazy. Not wanting to do anything. Usually caused by too much stress or not enough sleep. It's synonymous with procrastination via sleepy activities

2) (verb) being in a state where you feel the world will eat you.

1) "oh no, she's cheesecaking again"

2) "Stop cheesecaking, and go get motivated"

cheesecaking by supertoast7 February 22, 2010

cheesecaking

the act of spuffing your load over a willing volunteers face and then punching them square in the nose causing a trickle of blood to run over the spuff looking like the strawberry sauce on a cheesecake.

come on diedre im taking you to m&s for a nice bit of cheesecaking

cheesecaking by harold boon January 1, 2008