cheerio dick 

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

cheerio dick by jpg3 October 28, 2011

dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

dick cheerios by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021