Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.

(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.

Checkout Drama by OldFart77 July 11, 2010

self checkout 

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout

self checkout by baby mongoose December 14, 2009

That Checks Out

The Truth Verified On The Spot With No Questions Asked, Big Facts.

Where are you? At probation bout to fail this piss test. "That Checks Out"

That Checks Out by SUGE WHYTE September 8, 2019

Username checks out 

Whenever a user posts some stupid crap and their usernames makes what they said make sense.

Assdestroya9000: I sure love ass.
ChillNotGayGuy: Username checks out.
RandomGayGuy69: Username above also checks out, what are you doing on gay men ass sub Reddit?!?!

Username checks out by CUMSE March 11, 2021

checksnorter 

A person whose very first action after getting paid is to snort whatever recreational drug they can get their hands on and not stop until the funds are gone.

There’s no way that checksnorter can even have a bank account, there would be nothing in it.

checksnorter by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

The Devil's Checkout 

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers

Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check

The Devil's Checkout by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

checkout dick 

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

checkout dick by Candini January 4, 2008