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chavs are the inferior race of people that plagues all towns with a McDonalds in. The boys wear tracksuits (trousers usually baggy) hoddies with the hoods up if they dont have a chat on! Most chavs wear hats so low down you cannot see their face or balancing on their head that usually consists of no brain! They hang about the streets in gangs due to the fact that they are all little faggots who cannot fight,also gettin pissed and causing trouble for the people who are minding their own business. Chavette's are the loud mouth slags walking about shopping centres or towns smoking, swearing and starting on any other girl that walks past them. Normaly pregnant at the age of 14. Most chavette's are dressed in fake burberry or valour tracksuits, gold chains with letters, dolls or a clown about 7 loop earings in each ear, 2 or 3 rings on each finger! Hair stuck to their head and pulled back to much they cannot move their eyebrows!
It is impossable to understand chavs due to the strange decline in their speech skills or the evolution of chav talk! chav1 "im bored wot can we do?"
chav2 "lets try to fing some grungers and start beef with them" chav1 "ye dirty grungers!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 chavs outside a shop, a person with black top n trousers walks past chav1 "errrr look dirty goth" chav2 "errrr y dnt u....eat raw meat!" chav1 "hahaha good 1!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chav1 "ite blud" chav2 "ite" chav3 "sup manz" chav1 "nutin much blud jus smokin" chav3 "arrrr saves me!" chav2 "twos me brudda!" chav1 "k" chav3 "safe" chav2 "bare safe" chav1 "wot we doin 2nite manz?" chav3 "lets get pissed in the street!" chav2 "arrrrr blud idea!" |
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Chavs are retards who think that they're rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restraunt.
Male chavs wear clothes and jewellry which come from a market, they have a attitude problem and smoke since the age of 11. Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "croydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitide problem and they have really really bad teeth. Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favourite "innit" what are they trying to say?, it's like trying to communicate with a dog. you usually find them in your local bus stop or your local town. In my local area they're are loads of chavs
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They are the scum of the earth...need i say more???? Filth hanging outside McDonalds in large groups attempting to look remotely intimidating.
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A chav consists of a simple sum:~
hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)= female chav short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed) = male chav Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.
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British equivalent of white trash, although the Brit variety is predominantly urban (though still of provincial mentality) whereas the American sort are typically rural (especially trailer trash). Pretty much any young urban lad these days, but especially football hooligans wearing caps, hoodies, and g-strings above the waistline.
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Twats,
They enjoy partaking in antisocial behavior, They enjoy white lightening They tuck their tracksuits into their socks to save money if they become ankle swingers, They are more hated than any other social group in the UK Lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone
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A person who A) Wears tracksuits at all times, fake Burberry caps, gold jewellry (the chunkier and less tasteful the better) rolls their trouser legs up to reveal their ankles/pulls their socks up over their trouser legs; if female has a bottled tan, large hoop earrings, hair tied up rediculously tight so as to actually distort the natural shape of their face.
B)Hangs around on estates, parks, high streets, outside McDonalds or in childrens playgrounds whilst drinking White Lightning cider, gossiping about either East Enders, Coronation Street, I'm a Celebrity..., the ugly swine they got off with the night before or how 4 of them beat the crap out of a lone "Greebo/Grunger" C) Has a self imposed inabilty to say words of more than two sylables, brought about by purposefully ignoring all attempts by the State to educate them. The most common example to be easily found of a Chav is outside your local McDonalds, or in the nearest park, sitting around the bench closest to the football pitch(if one is present).
Celebrity examples of the breed include Wayne Rooney, and Mel C. |
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A bunch of white kids who think they are hardcore gangsters from the ghettos and listen to "phat beats" such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, which they think is gangster music, when it is no more than pop music with annoying "raps" and "beats". They are usually popular at school and go around acting "propa hard" beating up and pushing around anyone that's not popular or a chav like them. They also like to call anyone that likes rock music a "goff" "mosha" or "grunga". Avoid these mindless fuckwits at any chance you can.
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